A
Christianese Tea Party
These people want a power
that they don’t really deserve
Every minute of the hour
they dream up a higher curve
They want to “christianise”,
and their means is criticism
They see themselves as wise
They ignore our scepticism
This party is so "smart"
it already seeks to rule
But politics aren’t like go-cart,
and they should have played it cool
They rhapsodize and criticise
but ought to look at themselves
They might seem sound in their own eyes
But should have cleaned their shelves
‘Cause there below their point-of-views
are lying revelations
which are, in fact, contaminating
rational expectations
I don’t know how they were struck,
though I wish them kind of luck
Their party’s one of a kind
though I think they’re out of their mind,
acting like a five-year old driving a monster truck
